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Josh-jab

A psychological attack to one's mentality, caused by slightly abusive remarks catering in the form of careless horse play. Meaningless & senseless seemingly but tolerance of such abuse often results in unfavorable behavior traits & actions.

I was having a really good day until all of my co-workers started josh-jabbing me.

by K1ci93n August 21, 2023


tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue

"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"

by Dharvtko February 21, 2014


covid jab

This refers to the covid shot that U.S. president Biden is trying to make mandatory for U.S. citizens because as he put it " He's lost patients with the American people". Does anyone really know what's in the shot? Maybe cancer?

Thanks president Biden now thousands of U.S. citizens that don't want the covid jab have to worry about loosing their jobs. I guess the front line workers who have natural immunity or have had covid don't mean shit anymore. Come on U.S. Supreme court do the right thing and make it unconstitutional. Watch YouTube video " Sen. Ron Johnson with families on adverse reactions to covid vaccine".

by jimmybomm September 23, 2021


boob jab

When someone accidentally hits or elbows your boob and it hurts like hell

liz: blahblahblah, omg! (about to stand up, but accidentally elbows sarah in boob)
sarah: ow!
liz: what?
sarah: u gave me a boob jab!

by <3me<3 January 16, 2015


jarby jab

when someone jams their finger in someone else's butthole. it has to be fast and hard. it could also be anything that is long and small enough to fit in a butthole.

my friend ryan jarby jabbed me yesterday at school and it felt delicious.

by Shvoinky Shnootsi Mcgavin 1 November 28, 2010

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Touched by the jab

Interwebs jargon meaning you will be punched for being a dumbass.

STFU or you will be touched by the jab

by Friggintitsman February 9, 2009

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Stag and Jab

The act of going stag to a social event, i.e. a wedding or party, alone with the purpose of finding a random person to have sex with and jab it in.

Billy: Hey, you find a date for that wedding?

Jimmy: Nah. I plan to pull a stag and jab.

by Qban25 May 23, 2011

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