Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)
"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"
A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.
You are The Lachlan Jarvis.
Commonly used as an insult, when the person is a virgin.
"Omg he's The Lachlan Jarvis"
When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.
You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!
initiating kok and ball torture protocol
You heard of the verse of Jarvis 12:16?
A business conman in Kilifi county of Kenya who sources contracts from the county government, subcontracts them and fails to honour the business deals when he gets paid. Uses witchcraft and other means including bribery. Has become a legend
Hey, watch out for that guy, he is such a Jarvis Mackazi Chengo