Just Butt Stuff. Used when talking about anal related topics.
She got me really drunk and asked me. She claims it's a "test" because I make a lot of butthole jokes. SMH JBS
It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,
1) how much Guinness he had so far &
2) what time of the night it is.
JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
A Dirty JB is whenever you enter a mans penis with your penis, this will usually occurs at lil nas x concerts and is also performed whenever a woman has a strap on.
Bill: Hey mulligan i just was at a wicked lil nas c concert and this big bulky black man came up to me and gave me a Dirty JB
The opposite of a BJ. It is when a person from either sex gives a blowjob but blows the penis up like a balloon instead of sucking
Last night this bitch broke my dick with a dirty JB.
Hell, also Abram ojeda is the best
Dude 1: Hi I'm from Jb Martin
Dude 2: Now I know why u pull no bitches