jewing

1. To carry a vast amount of money at one time.

Johnny was jewing today; he had 300 dollars in his wallet.

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Jew-on

Similar to a hard-on, but only used when the subject is Jewish. Never use when an unwilling zebra is near unless you want to be raped.

"Hello Mr. Finklestein, how are you toda-oh my god he's got a Jew-on."

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jewing

Just like the word doing but with a jewish twist.

"What are you jewing with your money" said the man.

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Jew Jew

A commonly accepted nickname for 2+2er and in-frequent poker player Michael Davis, King of All Jews.

Hey, anybody seen Jew Jew today? Naw dawg I ain't seen him in a hot second, that nigga's probally bargin hunting down at the Gallaria or maybe playing some fantasy football.

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jew-non-jew

A person of jewish ethnicity but not of jewish faith.

What ethnicity are you?
I'm a jew.
Are you fewish, as in the religion?
Nah, I'm Budhist.
Huhh...
I guess that makes me a jew-non-jew.

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Jewing

a form of humiliation to all ages shown by the pointing of the jew finger(index finger on either hand) and repitively calling the name jew to the victim as shown.

Jew Jew Jew!!!!!!

lets give him a right jewing lads
lets jew that house
he jewed himself

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jewing

To copy off of somebody else.

Hey I got those same shoes. Why are you always jewing off of me?

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