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When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.
gettin Jiffy with it happens on the weekends only.
When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.
gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.
When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought
Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever
The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.
Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
When a dog or similar household animal licks peanut butter off of ones anus or taint for sexual pleasure.
My girlfriend was asleep so I let Fido give me a jiffy pup pie.
a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.
Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.