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Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.

Seriously, what's up with Juggalos?

by Shard March 1, 2005

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Wraith Juggalette

A specific Juggalette. She can be found in the dark corners of the internet, lurking among the unsavory, licking her hatchet edge behind her painted eyes. This Juggalette, while enjoying all of the six joker cards, has sworn herself to Thy Wraith, in name, album, life, and interpretation. There is only one, who is the original, from the Chicago area she has risen. Every day she celebrates the gifts of family, god, and pride that her Juggalo brethren has given her. There will be imitators, but in the end they know they are the lie, in the end survives the one, and the only Wraith Juggalette.
Wraith Juggalette Short excerpt from her poem "How You Make The Wickid Shit";
'...I am never understood,
But my fam just doesn't care.
They aren't understood either,
Thats just one more thing we share.
The hatchetman is my father,
The jokers cards my peers.
The Wraith giving me name,
Nothing left to fear...'

I.e.- There is only one Juggalette known to have named and sworn herself exclusively to ICP, to one Joker's Card, and that is Wraith Juggalette.

Found upon MySpace. There is only one.
Imitations are possible, so be wary.

When I die,
Show no pity,
Send my soul to Juggalo city.
Dig my grave six feet deep,
Tell my momma not to weep.
Then put two matches by my feet,
Put two hatchets on my chest,
And tell my homies I did my best.

by Wraith Juggalette April 2, 2008

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Juggalo/Juggalette

A queer who likes ICP

Look at that kid, he looks like a clown with down syndrome

by Jonathan Blue April 19, 2005

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Juggalo/Juggalette

any dumass who listens to ICP. They dont even notice that Elton John or Paul McCartney could beat them in a fistfight. ICP sucks balls. Juggalos do the same, but to eachother.

look at that jugallo at that lil kids birthday party makin lil balloons for the kiddies...how sad

by seymourislander February 20, 2005

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Juggalette/ Ninjette

People think that juggalettes/ ninjettes see also juggalos/ ninjas are just people posing as a nongang. well as a fellow juggalette i can tell you we arent a gang.
we dont kill people and the people that say they kill people in the name of juggalos/ lettes/ icp are obciously whacked!! i mean come on so some people have said juggalos will neva die!! and then shot someone or cut them up. But excuse em wha? have you never heard a christian say "i killed them in the name of jesus"! does that mean we should hate on churchgoers??? maybe...

but what i really want to say is that we are family we arent there to cause bullshit we arent here to fuck with peoples we are here to do what it is we want to fucking do and we actually believe it or not could give two shits about what it is that you think!
&#&**""I pledge allegiance, to the hatchet, of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas, for which it stands, one family, under clowns, full of freaks, with Faygo, and magic neden for all!""**&#&

Some examples of juggalos would be Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent Jay. Twiztid. Blaze. Dark Lotus. And there are the female versions know as the Juggalette/ Ninjette. (s)

by **Star** [fellow juggalette] January 16, 2008

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Juggalo/Juggalette

SHUT UP! First point, juggalos are fucking gimps. The correct definition is somewho who is homosexually attracted to the Insane Clown Posse. Juggalos think they're proper hard and are always on about fuckin hatchets, i'd bet none of the juggalos in the world have ever commited an act of violence. They always on about being 'down with the clown' , what the fuck are you talking about, what, you like some clowns? good one retards. Juggsalos are thick pieces of shit who wouldn't know real music if it bit them on the ass. They pretend to be gangsta but my pet cat is more gangsta than them. Plus they paint their faces which in my opinion makes them as bad as fans of slipknot if not worse. IF YOU ARE A JUGGALO YOU ARE MOST LIKELY A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LITTLE BOY WHOS THINKS THEY'RE A GANGSTA. FUCK OFF.

juggalos enjoy face painting, perms and gay sex.

by FUCK YOU JUGGALOS February 23, 2005

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Juggalos/Juggalettes

Someone who is down with the clown and will be till there dead in the ground - another ICP fan

(Also known as, someone who hates bigots, likes (absurdly catchy) murder music, and wears clown makeup. there's literally nothing wrong about it, you can all suck a dick.)

ID RATHER GRAB MY DICK AND TELL UR MOM TO FUCK OFF
I KNOW YOUD PROBABLY START TO TRIP
AND SWING AT ME BUT HIT VIOLENT ED IN THE LIP
LOOK, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM TRYNA SAY
JUST DONT FORGET ME LIKE YOU DID WITH ROB BASS
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IM 103
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE WORLDS LIKE FUCK US KILL US
WHAT WILL YOU BE?
DOWN
WHAT ABOUT WHEN THE CARNIVAL COMES TO YOUR TOWN?

IMMA BE DOWN WITH THE CLOWN

IMMA BE DOWN
IMMA BE DOWN
DOWN WITH THE CLOWN TILL IM DEAD IN THE GROUND
(Juggalos/Juggalettes are cool as fuck. love you guys)

by Siristhecartographer January 26, 2023

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