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It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends
Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent
Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes
Person: is it Regina
2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
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U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
A term for marijuana used by vegans.
Yo Barbara, is your St. Micheal's kale gluten free?
No, but it is pretty lit and free range.
(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.