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A person who blatantly begs for Reddit karma, a point system that shows up on your account that goes up every time someone gives you an upvote. Will post things like “X. Upvote so that when someone googles X this will show up”, “Upvote or else Y”, etc. Hated by most of the Reddit userbase.
“I hate that subreddit, everyone there is just a karma whore at this point.”
When you build up bad karma and then it all comes back on you in one day with a series of unfortunate events.
Jimmy ripped off too many people and now he is experiencing total Karma Karnage.
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When someone types in something and its wrong, you decide on being a smartass and try on correcting it, and you end up misspelling it too.
Human: man, that shti was dope
Dickhead: don't you mean siht??lol
Dickhead: ah fuck, typo karma
Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.
That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.
It happens when an athlete or coach appears on Jim Rome's radio show (nicknamed "The Jungle") or his TV show and then wins their next game and most of the time has a great game individually to go along with it.
Jungle karma can also backfire if you back out on your commitment to come on. If you do that you lose the game, have a bad game, or get hurt for jerking with the karma.
Athletes and coaches should never mess with the jungle karma.
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TP Karma is the resulting action from a person's decision that they are faced with upon using the last of the toilet paper. A person can either: a) replace the toilet paper, thus saving the next person the potential horror of being without, or b) leave it empty, selfishly moving on with your day.
If they choose the honorable decision 'A', the next time they stumble into a bathroom and the TP is all gone, they will immediately take note of it before going to the bathroom. Should the person make sinister decision 'B', then the next time they go into a bathroom without TP, they will carelessly plop down disregarding the supply (or lackthereof) of TP, not realizing until it is far too late to turn back.
a) After using the last of the roll, Joe lovingly replaces the empty roll with a fresh one. Later that day, Joe goes into a bathroom and sits down on a toilet, when all of the sudden his subconscience flashes: "Quick! Before you release, check the TP supply!" Joe turns his head only to find that it is empty. Luckily, he hasn't released yet, so he is able to comfortably walk out and grab a fresh roll.
b) After using the last of the roll, Suzanne walks out of the bathroom, thinking: "Whatever. The next person can get it". Later that day, Suzanne's intense diarrhea flares up, and she makes a beeline for the bathroom. Barely making it in on time, Suzanne pays no attention to the sparse TP reserves in the bathroom stall. When ready to wipe, Suzanne's eyes fix on the depleted roll of TP. It is then that Suzanne realizes that her bad TP Karma has caught up with her.
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A girl that is beautiful and kind but can be studdorn and gets what she wants. She will fall for many guys but only some can see the true beauty inside of her. She is attracted to dying her hair and loves hot chocolate and tea. She plays the guitar/ukulele and is good at singing but doesn't want to admit it. She loves animals especially dogs. She might have a future in veterinary science or law and order. She can be self conscious but isn't determined to do anything her mind is set to do. Also she likes to twerk and dance in her underwear
Wow karma really loves her dog
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