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Oh no! Third week in the month Mary's cooter ketchup is sure to spill and ruin everyone's vacation!!
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The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening
Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.
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When engaging in sexual intercourse (hetrosexual) when the woman is on her period
AKA, dogging your lady when aunt flo is in town
Pulling out the tampon and proceeding with sexual intercourse, when done pull out and voila a pickle in the ketchup
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When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.
My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.
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Gosha can chug 266.4 mL worth of Himalayan ketchup.
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A rare phenomenon wherein the affected person can not find the item they are looking for in the refrigerator, despite looking directly at it several times. Affects more than one in seven married men.
Husband: Why are we always out of ketchup?
Wife: What are you talking about it's literally right in front of your face!
Husband: Oh, no... I have ketchup blindness.
Wife: Noooooooo!
The dried ring of ketchup that forms around the lid, causing undue anxiety should it happen to fall into your food. Can also be applied to other condiments/food items.
Nobody ever wipes off the excess ketchup from the nozzle, now there are ketchup boogers everywhere!