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The most rubbish food you'll ever eat. Made by the unfunniest wankers you will ever see… LANKYBOX. Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.
It’s basically like MrBeast's burger but worse. It looks exactly like school lunch.
Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Canned foods
Frozen foods
School lunches
TV dinners
Trash
Garbage
Rubbish
British food
Only sells in America right now. Such wankers.
TL;DR Adam and Justin sound like they gave their ancestors a rim job.
Person 1: Did you try the fucking disgusting meals from LankyBox kitchen?
Person 2: Yeah, it tastes like naff.
Person 3: Yes! They are my favourite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at.
Person 1 and 2: You need to die, you little shit.
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What female car salespeople are called behind their backs by sales managers. It implies that they are neglecting their domestic kitchen duties by taking a man's job.
"I heard the used car department just hired another empty kitchen. Why do they waste their time?"
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An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'
Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.
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Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.
Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.
A converted regular kitchen, where bombs are dropped on four decks on any given Saturday night.
I was over at Shaneo's disco kitchen and shit was getting real
A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.
I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.
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A bed that is stimulatiously used to sleep and also eat in. With half the the bed for sleeping and the other half filled with food stuffs.
"Honey, I was wondering if it was okay if we stayed in tonight, and watched Smallville in my bed kitchen".
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