KMS

This does not mean “kill myself” as many poor, depressed seem to think! It means “kiss me, someone!” and is a plea for physical affection. This demand should be answered at the earliest available opportunity (like tonight).

“Wowwww I just passed my driver’s test at the 16th time of asking!! kms!!”

“Hey I heard the Jonas Brothers are getting back together...kms!”

kms

An abbreviation for “Kill myself”. While it could most definitely mean “I want to kill myself”, it’s mostly used amongst gen-z as a way to express a deep hate, regret, or frustration against something; teenagers and young adults don’t wanna deal with the overwhelming experience of life, and it’d such a universal feeling right now that almost everyone understands “kms” as “I’m tired of this, I can’t stand this, oh my fucking goodness”

Example 1: I’m gonna kms if we have to take that test
Example 2: Ugh, I’m gonna kms I lost another round of *enter game people like*
Example 3: She’s so annoying; she makes me wanna kms