Random
Source Code
Random
A broken bottle used as a weapon. Can be considered a type of shank.
That drunk hobbo stabbed me with his damn nigger knife!
384👍 131👎
broken bottle found on ground good for stabbing in street or bar fight
if you dont shut your honkey bitch mouth i'm gonna use this nigga knife to give you a hillbilly c section
173👍 55👎
Toe knife is a very sufficient way to clean the shit that lingers in betwixed your toes the toe knife is usually dirty and that's okay because it scrapes off the scum that is living under your feet
Hey man can I borrow your toe knife I lost mine at the county fair
15👍 2👎
To stab someone who you love. Used mostly to describe crazed fans of musicians. They love the band so much, they want to 'love knife' them and stab them. Coined by Kyle Gass from the band "Tenacious D" in their late 1990's HBO comedy shorts.
(Kyle and Jack are stopped by Lee, their biggest fan, outside the club they just performed at. After asking for their home address, the two of them walk away from him with ominous music playing)
Jack Black (JB): "This dude is total stalk-a-razzi..."
Kyle Gass (KG): "He's full on love knife material"
JB: "Love knife?"
KG: "Yeah, you know .. when they get close .. a little TOO close .. 'oh, I love you! I love you! I love you!' .. then *STAB**STAB**STAB** .. ha, and you're covered in blood .. but they think they did a good thing!"
JB: "Creepy man!"
59👍 16👎
Girl 1:Bryan's night knife is a pussy destroyer
Girl 2: oh don't I know!
A woman who shares love for wielding a knife for attacking purposes.
"I have a sword girlfriend. It means a regular girlfriend but with a sword."
"Sword girlfriend got nothing on knife wife."
A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.
Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."