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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
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shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue
man 1:yooooo sup homie
man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo
man 3 : it taste amazing right
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.
When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.