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The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.
Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up
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To have your biorythms altered after much merry-making. Similar effects as jet lag but not from a significant change in time zones rather from partying too much.
After spring break I was total party lag.
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When you're on a bus for too long and you feel tired, sleepy, disoriented, etc. because of being on the bus too long
Friend: dude are you OK? You seem kinda out of it
Me: Yeah, just kinda bus-lagged
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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"
The kid on any type of online game that doesn't get any kills or dies more times than he gets kills (terrible kill to death ratio) because of 'the lag'. There is usually no lag and the person playing is usually a lier to make him sound better at the game.
"anyone one else seein' this lag?"
"no, my connection seems to be okay."
"must be my connection because i went 2 to 12"
"your such a lag-blamer"