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Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.
After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.
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when a girl dance for a guy. guy sits on chair, and girl gyrates all over his crotch. basically dry humping/dry sex. gives both people pleasure.
i came home from work and found my girl sitting on the chair wearing just a red g-string. i came next to her and sexy up beat music came on. she told me to sit on the chair and started to give me a lap dance. her boobs were bouncing all over the place and she started to take my clothes off. she then straddled on top of me and started humping on my crotch. her breats in my face. she then pulled out the whipped cream and sprayed it all over her boobs and cleavage, she grapped the hair from the back of my head and smothered my head in the whipped cream and continued to hump my crotch when i came up from thr cream i picked her up and carried her to the bed, with the whipped cream. and the rest is too good for u!
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A Nigger Lap is when something happens that causes people (particularly niggers) to run around in circles usually making noises.
A derivation of the Nigger Lap is the "Hand over Mouth" Nigger Lap where the Nigger Lap is performed while the lapper has a hand over his/her mouth. Sometimes the hand will be in the "OK" shape.
Tyrone airballed a free throw and Jerome did a Nigger Lap.
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Another word for wang. It just means Penis.
Wanna take a ride on my lap giraffe?
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a black midget that jumps on your lap unitl you pet it efficiently. Like a lap dog.
Dave: What's going on?
Tim: Just watchin TV with the lap nigga.
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Doing a pass through a bar or nightclub to see if there are any fit girls worth taking home.
"Yo Blake, where do you wanna go next."
"Lets go do a lil Hot Lap through the Sandtrap, to see if there are any honey dips worth bangin out tonight"
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Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"