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THE WORST EVER. Usually very cute but also very rude and entitled. Has a 2.5 (weighted) GPA but is confident he will get in to a top college lmao. Can usually be found in the Juul Room (aka the bathroom) hanging with the boys objectifying women. Drowns out sorrows in a 24-pack of Bud Light on a Tuesday night. Overall... not worth your time.
Person 1: I heard some idiots broke the elevator.
Person 2: Probs the lax boys.
“Hi my name is Josh, and I play lacrosse. My favorite thing to do is lacrosse. My favorite color is lacrosse. The name of my first born child will be lacrosse.”
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chillin with the chillest of bros, and doin the chillest shit possible.
We just been playin lax all day, bro brought the henny and i brought the blueberry swishers.
She came home after a hard work week, opened a bottle of wine, made shrimp scampi and began a chill-laxing weekend,
When one Laxbrah takes the butt-end of their stick(has to be rubber), stabs their brah in their penny and continuously twists their stick until they can't move and are under your control. While doing the Lax-Harpoon one must yell HARPOON! it is the rule as to allow the person time to de-harpoon you
2 brahs are laxin it up outside o school and one is shagging a ball from the net the other brah turns and Lax-Harpoons him screaming HARPOON!
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When a group of people x number of drinks like Kool-Aid. Get laxatives and pour them into one of the drinks. Make sure no one knows what glass has them in. Wait until someone shits and has explosive Diarrhea.
Adam: lets play laxative roulette
Group of kids: yea ok
(everyone drinks) (an hour or so goes by)
Kyle: Fuck i have to take a shit
(times goes by)
Kyle: that shit was explosive
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Some who hate and loves playing goal. Secretly hating it because those balls hurt like a mother fucker. And loving it because it's absolutely worth it. Besides the fact that the balld are thrown hard enough to make chuck Norris shed a tear of pure pain.
Don't worry lax goalies have balls of pressurized rubber.
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Lustrous hair belonging to the aggressive sub-species of sports players, homo sapiens laxus, more commonly known as "lacrosse players." Commonly known for their large physique, popped collars, and often womanizing behavior, these mammals typically have full, healthy manes, often envied by the other weaker members of the species, homo sapiens sapiens, aka normal dudes. One behavior associated with lax locks is the head toss, in which the hair is casually and smoothly flicked from the face.
Scrawny dude: Aw man, look at that guy's hair. It's so shiny and awesome looking.
Other dude: Bro, that's cause he's got lax locks. Only laxers are lucky to get that kind of hair.
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