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Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french

learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.

"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."

Distance learning

Distance learning is when a couple is separated and the woman takes the house and the man has an apartment while she is trying to teach him how to act.

"Honey, when will I be able to move back in?"

"This semester's distance learning course will be over in 4 months. Love ya, babe."

Internet learning

The process of learning everything from the Internet, be it through video, website, or text. you can achieve incredible speeds of learning anything you want to through the Internet, thereby maxing out every skill known to the human species to the max.

friend: I just achieved Internet learning and learned massage therapy, martial arts, how to be a ninja, plumbing, how to fix a crashed computer advertised my own website design business on craigslist and learned how to give any woman I desire an orgasm!

Second friend: Dude, Internet learning totally rocks, I think I'll try it!

Learning Center

1. the first floor of the McClellan Academic building at the McCallie School.
2. Where horny little boys look at attractive tutors
3. The place of such characters such as Mrs. Byrd, Mrs. Snodgrass, Mrs. Howick, and Mrs. Watkins.
see hell

I heard you got kicked out of the Learning Center again

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Online Learning

School but add in teachers who give you 3 trillion assignments, teachers who dont have a clue how to open a word document, teachers who say "Well you're at home so you have free time all day" when you have to clean your entre house and/or take care of any animals, teachers that give you 3 trillion assignments then complain about grading, teachers who say you can edit a pdf file when you really cant so you waste a week re-typing the 6 page worksheet she has given you in word and then she asks why it was late after you give her a whole dam lecture on how you CANT edit a pdf, teachers who are just plain annoying when they are tired but online, a computer, 80 million zoom links, teachers who dont know how to use zoom, 8 trillion cups of coffee for puling all nighters working on one of the many 20 page papers your teacher expects you to finish in a day, dont forget waking up late, not looking presentable because you woke up just before the zoom meeting, teachers who wont let you eat on a zoom meeting... even though they are having an entire 5 course meal AT A RESTURAUNT, time schedules for the 9 million different zooms you have to be on, eternal pain and suffering, torture, listening to kids talk for 80 years but with lag, the chat blowing up on zoom, hey at least you get sleep JK you will get no sleep from the sheer amount of assignments you get
go on dictionary. com and search torture to find out more

I hate Online Learning

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learning and shit

Its when u learn and shit (u bellend)

"What did u do at school?" "i was learning and shit u bellend"

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