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Little caesar's is a discount pizza chain that embraces environmentalism by using recycled car tires as an eco friendly alternative to pizza crust
Little caesars is the, dollar tree of pizza chains
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The main character in many jokes, he's often misshearing words and telling them to others in distasteful ways. Known for giving his teachers terrible times, as he uses foul language, and makes sexual references. He often walks in on his parents in bed, or discovers his mother with the milkman. An all around bastard of a child.
Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or Sally, depending on the narrator. She's usually just as bad.
Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?
Several hands went up.
Esther said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "Is it an apple?"
Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"
Peter called out, "It's an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "It's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.
Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."
Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".
Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"
The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."
Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."
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Someone whiny, needy, and someone who gets upset when you don't talk to them right when they need you to, but little bitches are very lovable. If you have a little bitch in your group, roast them but don't toast them.
"jesus ryan you're being such a little bitch"
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The most special seven year old in the world.
Little Wee is the greatest even when she overeats
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a term of semi-endearment and/or semi-dislike for someone who is somehow annoying or has done something to make you not like them, but there is something about them that you can't put your finger on that is adorable or very agreeable.
That hot kid that blabbed my secret to his whole frat is such a little shit.
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What Lady GaGa calls her fans.
"Show me your teeth, little monsters!"
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A word used to describe someone you’re interested or infatuated with, especially someone of who is short.
Come here, you cute little thing
You’re such a cute little thing!
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