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Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."
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a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
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Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.
Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.
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When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.
Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!
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the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute
"Dude, check out those lizard tits."
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An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. Jim chose the lizard, which included the ability to shed his skin (leather pants, which he wore chronically). It may also be said he chose a Tyrannosaurus rex for "dinosaur fear" -- the theory that we have a genetic memory from the time when dinosaurs not only ruled the earth, but also snacked on our furry ancestors.
References to the "Lizard King" and his greeting have since appeared in pop culture and entertainment, such as role-playing and computer games, animated cartoons, comics and literature.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
-- Jim Morrison, "Not To Touch the Earth"
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A chick that will do anything to get on the back of a guys motorcycle. (A bike whore)
The girl on the back of Gibson's bike is quite the fender lizard.
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