Velvet Log

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

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Gypsy log

A very, very large campfire log which with a great deal of effort will eventually catch fire and burn... often for several days. A gypsy log always the thickest log found near a campfire ring and usually showing signs of previous burn attempts. Gypsy logs are extremely difficult to light due to their size and density of the wood, but once lit they WILL NOT go out and can be used to restart the fire. If camping in one location for any period of time a gypsy log can form the core of each evening's burn-session. Store-bought wood will never contain a gypsy log. The origin of the term is from a USFS park ranger in the Trinity National Forest, Northern California circa 1985.

Dude, that gypsy log has been burning since Friday night. Is it ever going out?

This camp site is awesome! Let's see if we can find a gypsy log.

Shit! Check out that gypsy log!

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Captain's Log

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.

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red log

the act of defication after consumption of lare amounts of flaming-hot cheetos. the feces is red and burns with the fire of 1000 suns.

i ate so many flaming hot cheetos last nite i got red log.

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Glazing logs

While jerking off on the shitter, immediately after taking a dookie: Once ready to orgasm squat slightly aiming your cock into the bowl and ejaculating on your own shit.

Z yells into the bathroom "Jeff, wanna grab lunch?" Jeff "Give me a minute. I'm just glazing logs"

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log leaver

A person who refuses to or forgets to flush their terds down the toilet after they shit. Works especially well at a friends house.

I dont want jenn comming over anymore. She came over and left me a log. Shes a log leaver.

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Rage-log

Rage-log
verb
Inflected Form(s): Rage-logged; Rage-log·ging
Date: 2008

transitive verb

1. To disconnect from the internet in a fit of rage after getting shit on by another player in an online video game.

2. To cease all contact with online teammates without warning after performing poorly in an online video game.

Cataplexis was doing so poorly, he rage-logged without telling anyone. We didn't see him for a week. He is such a peasant.

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