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a look of lost bewilderment.
Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
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Describes the phenomenon of confusing warnings signs with those of excitement; infatuation exceeds self-preservation.
Them red flags be lookin’ like Six Flags when you see his lack of employment for the past 6 years as him being “on an extended vacation.”
He has children by more women than insert rapper name, but she’s convinced she’ll be the last. Them red flags be looking like six flags when you 🥰.
Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well
His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”
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a phrase used when not knowing your opinion on something
1: hey what do you think of ____
2: do I look like I fukin know
NOT LADY-LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SLIME EASY TO BE SLEAZY WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FILTHY MIND
- Marina Diamandis.
one of the best songs by marina!!
hey, i look like a girl but i think like a guy, is this normal?
istg it will take me a lot to submit this shit
code for "check out the slut"
as stated by Angela from The Office
Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
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Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.
Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
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