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keep her away from wilbur soot
i wanna f the brown m&m -wilbur
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.
I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.
Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is mishapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occassions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's enviroment.
When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to
M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ
They wrote back this week thanking me and gve me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.
This weekend there will be a tournament of epic protortions.
There can only be one champion.
Tara: "What the hell are you doing, Kaele?"
Kaele: "M&M Duels of course!"
Tara: "... Can I watch??"
Kaele: >:D
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M&M means, Matt S. and Madison P. forever!!! They are lobsters!!!
"I wish I had a realationship like M&M!!!"
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the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.
man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me
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A large red M&M who has an on and off relationship with Coffin Joe, drummer out of the horrors.
"That Mr. M&M, he did me over!" - As said by Coffin Joe.