When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.
Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.
Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku
Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy
Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku
someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle
A person who says nothing of note, much like spam in a mailbox.
“Dude, could you please shut up? You’re being a real mailbox right now.”
Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam
You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?