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Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
When you put a McChicken from McDonald’s in someone’s mailbox with malicious intent. Originated from the idea of doing it to a person who a friend and I disliked.
“Hey man I totally Mc Mailboxed Connor the other night I wonder what his reaction was.”
The second tuesday of every month, when one indulges in a mass amount of cannabis smokage.
Joey: Hey man its the second tuesday of the month!
DJ: Mailbox Tuesday! lets smoke a ton more weed than usual.
When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.
Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.
When your dick skin gets stuck in a girls braces as if slamming a mailbox door on your testicles.
That bitch Ta'Shika gave me a Nebraskan Mailbox, that shit hurt like fuck!
I bet you expected this to be a dick joke
LOL
Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary: