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Perhaps the most toxic tryhards in all of existence
they have no functioning head hitbox and are capable of having the hostage outside and secured and the entire enemy team aced in less than 4 seconds of the round starting and they tend to enjoy blasting running in the 90's into the microphone at max volume for maximum speed
(they also tend to be the Jager mains who can kill your whole team off of the spawn)
Ash mains :I AM SPEEEEEEEED!
rook: oh god oh fuck!
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Just your average FPS player, but constantly on Crack and Steroids that constantly is warping everywhere making it impossible for anyone to kill her as she picks every single person off your team and t bags as she sticks you with her bomb.
Person 1: Oh no it's a tracer main!
Person 2: Hurry let's leave
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Someone who you can make a movie about and have it be interesting they are quirky and not basic
“You guys are the main characters“
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The principal street of a town or city.
The place you are looking for is half way down the main drag.
A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.
A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.
Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.
Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*
Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *
Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*
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The annoying group of people who main Genji in the game Overwatch. They constantly ask for healing and focus more on kills than objectives, making the team lose 110% of the time.
Genji mains also feel the need to always play as Genji, even if there are no healers or tanks.
Genji Main, at full health: "I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING, I NEED HEALING!!!"
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One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the raccoon like tail). Characteristic of a dog since they follow your every move and are very large.
Meaux is a Maine Coon, NICE! "BBBLELAOUW!"
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