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A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.
A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.
I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.
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A friend who requires a lot of time, attention and money. Kinda like a high maintenance girlfriend but without the perks of sex and intimacy. Said friend is rather clingy and whiney and demands to hangout out frequently.
*Brent's phone rings*
Brent:Hey Matt I'm at work, what's up?
Matt: Come meet me.
Brent: I can't I'm at work.
Matt: So leave early, come buy me a coffee.
Brent: Dude I can't just leave work early, anyway I saw you last night.
Matt:Fine meet me after
Brent: I can't I've already made plans.
Matt:So cancel em and priortise me.
Brent:No man! Look I gotta go
*Brent hangs up*
Coworker:High Maintenance Friend eh?
Brent: Oh you've got no idea.
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A cat that demands all of your attention in disruptive ways. The main objective of the cat is to obtain food, attention and affection. The cat positions himself to become the focus of your attention through attention getting behaviors and meowing incessantly until you react. The high maintenance cat gets jealous when you give attention to other family members and are ignoring him. He intervenes in conversations using various techniques that force your attention to him, such as rubbing his cheeks on your nose or placing his behind in your face, interrupting whatever conversation or task your are doing. Walks on your laptop, and ends up typing random characters and messing up your work on the computer. Knocks over your drinks. Demands cat treats constantly all day regardless of the hour. Insists on sleeping on your bed, jumps onto your lap while eating dinner, lays on top of your papers and books so you give him affection, and nips your feet so you will play with him. Basically, all cats are high maintenance.
My high maintenance cat will not stop pestering me and meowing until I scratch his cheeks.
Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.
Definition of A HIGH MAINTENANCE GIRL: excessively talkative, over-reactive, highly emotional, attention-seeking female who requires a firm handler. See also: excitement, bitch.
"I'm sick of all these high maintenance women. They all expect me to talk!"
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Updates, repairs, etc. done irregularly buy Youtube. In order to perform such maintenance's the site must be all but totally shut down, meaning you can watch videos on the site but you cannot comment on a video, favorite a video, send a video, or rate a video. You also cannot send anyone a message, post a comment on someone's channel, send a friend invite, or subscribe to someone.
In the past Youtube posted messages warning users about maintenance that evening, but after major page redesigns the only message that appeared was the one informing you maintenance was currently in progress, but now they've eliminated that too, meaning the only way you know is when you can't do anything but watch vids.
I tried to favorite this Nine Inch Nails vid, but due to Youtube Site Maintenance it won't let me. I'll have to do it when I get home from school tommorow
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Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.
High maintenance women are extremely needy
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