MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.

Mam

A ship name for a Sam and Mia.

I SHIP MAM SO MUCH OMFG ITS CANNON

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

mam

mam

omg mam j is here.

Mam

I cant really write anything about this one because mine died before I was 1 soooooo.... enjoy your mam if yours is still there and tell her you love her because I would do anything to have someone to call mam . Count yourself lucky that you have a person that loves you and always will even tho sometimes you feel like they dont when u do something bad.

A person :Hey mam

The persons mam:hey

joe mam

joe mama but bad yargggg hahaaa hoahaoahao
Guanaagahaga gorg barb

hey you
what
joe mamas
oh yeah ?
joe mam

ya mam

a place to store cum

oooOOHOHHHH SH IT dudeEE stop tickling my BUNGHOLE im gonna splooge in ya mam