Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

Red-mam

A fag usually named Chris who loves the cock! Pink, red, black, green, no matter what color it is on the outside he will suck the cream out of the inside!

There was a Red-Mam at my door just beging to give me a Red-Mam! it was the weirdest expierence I have ever had!

Gauri mam

A Bharaiya lady with white skin-tone. In a tv show, Bhabi Ji Ghar Par Hai, it refers to a character Anita Vibhuti Narayan Mishra (Annu). aka gori mam.

Gauri mam ghar main hai kya? aarey dada!

che mam gey

Means your mom gay, but when spoken in a moment of true anger, hatred, and spite, this true curse has the ability to warp the very fabric of reality with its power. it can instantly kill an offending party, cause spontanious combustion, or instantly afflict with Ligma along with numourous other possible effects. One unfortunate victim was transported to Hogwarts but instead of learning magic, was forced to spend 10,000 years doing increasingly complex vector calculus.

Chad: Hi Joe!
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.

Mam-Flu

The polar opposite to Man Flu (where a man has a slight cold but believes he's dying and can't lift a finger). Mam-Flu describes a mother who is probably suffering with the worst possible flu strain you can get but has to, and does, crack on with everyday chores/work/kids.

I've got mam-flu, but I'll still see you at work after doing the laundry, dropping the kids at breakfast club, nipping past the supermarket and getting the car in for a service.

tav mam

This term (from Latvia) translates to "your mother", it is commonly used as a comeback for any insult/burn.

"How can someone be so braindead
-tav mam"

ior mam

Ior mam is the same thing as your mom but gayer.Ior mam is n insult.

x:you are retarded
y:ior mam