Random
Source Code
Random
A person or persons whose sole reason for existing is to ensure maximum productivity from workers while paying them poverty wages.
American Workers: My productivity has risen 150% since Reagan's inauguration in 1981, but wages only went up 10%. I can't afford a house even if I got 10 years of wages on the spot and even the cost of an ambulance ride could make me homeless.
Middle Management: Too bad so sad. All the value from your productivity went into executive bonuses. Did you know? Bonuses are to be paid to upper management first, and then to workers if there's anything left over (hint: there isn't). That's the definition of a bonus as defined by Reagonomics.
an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)
yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO
24👍 5👎
the practice of maintaining one's Facebook wall in order to enhance it's visual appearance/reputation. Can be employed to remove unwanted wall posts, friend confirmations and/or unattractive tagged photos.
Ugh! I don't want everyone to see that I friend requested this person. Time for some wall management to remove the friend confirmation.
Wow this is a bad photo of me. Time to wall manage and untag this embarrassment.
42👍 11👎
Something I need at the present moment.
Especially after seeing something that I dislike.
Anger management.
Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!
Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.
Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.
19👍 4👎
A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.
By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.
35👍 10👎
Seagull-management, A manager who files in making allot of noise, shits on everything, then leaves.
Dude, why are you doing that?
New process mate.
Process has been changed again??
Yeah, total Seagull-management.
What a douche...
13👍 2👎
Someone who works for a management consulting firm. The consultant gets paid about 10% of what the firm charges the client for the consultants services. For example, the firm may charge the client $9,000 a week for the consultant but pays the consultant about $900 a week. A lot of consultants have never had any experience with the type of work that the client does.
The lifestyle at some firms consists of 100% travel. You leave on Sunday and come back on Friday. The travel and hotel are paid for and the consultant gets to keep the airline miles and hotel points. There is also per diem. The day can start at 630 AM when you meet with your team in the hotel lobby to leave for work. The clients site may be anywhere from 15 minutes to 45 minutes away. The clients provide the consultants with a makeshift office. The consultant may not get back to the hotel until 6PM.
The consultant is usually part of a team. The team leader may be someone with just a couple more years experience. Training tends to be on-the-job. There can be intense, almost violent, conflicts within the team and between a consultant and people who work in the client company.
A consultant is the lowest rung in the ladder, then comes project manager, then the guy who is managing multiple projects at the same time, then ultimately partner.
Most of the money is made from bonuses. A project manager may earn 65K but make a couple thousand in bonus money. Even people high in the ladder may make "only" about 90K but more than make up for it in bonuses.
It is difficult to explain what a management consultant does. There are some on-the-floor observations of what the client company does. There is interviewing of some people who work for the client. There is use of computers and installing new programs. The consultant recommends changes and try to implement them.The consultant seems to have to create his own work.
The "Bobs" in the movie Office Space were management consultants.
50👍 16👎