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marijuana

1. a "drug" if you smoke it. 2. food if you could eat it.

marijuana with the THC seems a thing heard of many chemicals involved with natural brain activity, eat it like a food for sustaining naturally high capability, concentrate healthy improvements while subtracting harmful side effects just by eating the vegetable instead of smoking it. their low school did not teach you but know sane science you eat your vegetables, tobacco now if anything has chemicals while they increase garlic's that you wouldn't want to eat unless mixed with other food, then they ban garlic, then streets sells crystal caffeine for smoking then coca cola soda needs another stimulant once again. bottom line is that when jesus was quoted as saying "i am the alpha to the omega", it meant things like we are Hydrogen before and after to advance us well beyond their lowly smoky hoards of crude oil, Hydrogen then steams refined meaning of |smoking| from a hemp soup. Jesus meant alpha~omega or before~after from the time monkey men for millions ate a plant then few hundred or thousand now dumb monkey men smoke vegetables, then when civilized figuring it all out we can smoke affordably and legally enough marijuana or tobacco or the like not to need to smoke it.
A late 'System of a Down' song was singing about "eat all the grass that you want, accidents happen in the dark" they are deep of their truth be then known to the ignorant..

by Joven September 21, 2006

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marijuana

Marijuana is a hallucinogenic drug, the 'merits' of which are advertised solely by sad old hippy relics who try desperately to validate their pathetic excuse for a 'lifestyle', and their offspring, who just plain don't know any better.

"I smoked a bowl and spent the night listening to Floyd"

-Some hippy's idea of a 'progressive' lifestyle- smoking marijuana and listening to music that's over thirty years old.

by G|M February 16, 2007

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marijuana

A type of box used for storing wet towels and wood

drys stuff like shit

man that marijuana dried the shit out of my towel

by anonyumos May 21, 2006

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marijuana

a drug that can't kill you but is known as the gateway drug. you get tired of the weed high so you go to coke, herione etc. also not all natural stuff is good for you. what about snake venom?? that can fucking kill you and its all natural. anyone who had the least bit knowledge in their head would know that weed is the dumbest thing you can do. because you can get addicted to weed. very easily. so all of you guys that do weed and thinks its cool and shit. you are a bunch of fucking dumbasses. end of question. ill counter any example you give me.

my cousin last night got arrested for smoking marijuana.

by fender5001 October 27, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 199๐Ÿ‘Ž


marijuana

It is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die.

"Hey guys, I want to get high, let's go smoke some marijuana!"

by Unger July 7, 2005

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marijuana

Marijuana is a "drug" for middle-schoolers,which they are first introduced to right after alcohol.The majority of people over the age of 13 move on to less pussified substances such as cocaine or prescription drugs,or crystal meth if you really have the balls to.The majority of adults who do use marijuana are either black or Michael Phelps.

dopepotweedshitmary janereefermarijuana

by PurpleHazeDragon October 27, 2009

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marijuana

Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana gave me super powers, made me the president and it's only noon! Now it's time to get up, stop dreaming, and smoke a bowl. Oh my god. Oh my god. Marijuana. Yea. Smoke weed every day.

Marijuana made my cat stare at me like she knew my secrets

by SKGiswhoibe August 18, 2011

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