bloody marry

this is when there is an unbeleivbly big cock placed into a vagina, and you pop the cherry immidiatly causing the blood to drip down perfusely, you place a cap under the dripping blood, fill the cup up with blood, and then chug it.

i downed that bloody marry in two seconds flat!

13👍 45👎

makenna married

Fucking her husband

She's a Makenna married

1👍 1👎

Married Wally

married wally basically means a cock eater that will eat every single cock in the world especially cocks bigger then his/her mouth and it means a shit eater and a faggot and the staff team is super gay in a specific discord server I won’t name.pls accept this

That guy is such a married wally!

1👍 1👎

Shlee Marrie

Best friend of Chelsey Schardan. Loves football and guys who share her love of football. She has an common interest in dancing like a fool, and getting in trouble for butt dancing like a stripper at tp. Daughter of the lovely Kendy Nott and whats his face. Miss Nott has sisters that drive her insane but a best friend to keep them all together :) She enjoys long lovly walks on the beach and sipping on daquiris at apple bees, she also enjoys talking on the phone for long long long hours. for more also see the word(s): Slut, whore, prostitute, and stubborn bitch

Shlee Marie and Che Mera are best friends.

1👍 2👎

Mother married

A man married to a woman which is a carbon copy of his own mother.

Wife: did you clean your room?! did you ask for a pay rise? did you plan the holidays? do I have to tell you ALL THE TIME what you have to do? you are never going to grow up are you?!
Husband: gosh, I thik I mother married...

1👍 1👎

Marry Me

A finalising act - two which two participants, who are immensely, irrevocably and inevitably in love with one another to "seal the deal" - i.e. Chelsea Macfarlane and Riaz Amin.

To which his psychotic ex cannot get in the way of, lmao hoebag.

I love you 😂

21.04.16❤️

chelsea adored it every time the words "marry me" uttered from Riaz's lips.

8👍 25👎

FB married

the nicest way of announcing to everyone on facebook that she has some annoying stalker or pursuer at the moment, and really hopes that person will leave her the fuck alone.

Helga: Tiff is FB married!
Gretchen: I wonder who that annoying fucker is. We should help her get rid of him!

4👍 12👎