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The reverse of a Swampy Romp. A date between Amos Halftrack and Bryant Hollifiield. Held without his wife, Martha, aka Marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. Amos often grabs Bryant wanting to get out of the house. Marty Parties are fun! If you want some fun time, don't be tardy - you don't want to be late for a Marty Party!
Amos: Hey Bryant, let's get out of here. I got a golf game with Major Burk today. You want to come?
Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.
Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)
Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!
Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.
Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?
Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.
Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?
Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.
Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)
Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)
Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?
Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
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To walk backwards haphazardly, usually resulting in an unwanted encounter or physical altercation. Derives from Marty McFly from "Back to the future", as this action usually precedes a very bad event.
That kid over there was Marty McFlying all over the store and knocked down the tower of sodas.
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aka "Maricón"
and its derivative words marica and marico are words used for referring to someone as a gay man, or for criticizing someone for doing something that, according to stereotypes, only a gay person would do. In Spain the word has a stronger meaning with a very negative emphasis; akin to "faggot" or "poof" in the English language. In southern Spain the term maricona refers to a male gay queen; which is often used humorously. Especially in Argentina, Chile and Mexico, maricón or marica are used to denote a "chicken" (coward), and it is not considered an expletive.
1.Marty Fienen has no life and should just go back to being a maricon.
2."Marty Fienen" is a true disgrace to his family's name(father, grandfather, and great grandfather all named Marty John Fienen)which they proudly carried until the youngest-"Marty John Fienen IV" turned out to be a true "maricon." How embarrassing for those old school guys. I'm sure they're real proud though. Especially since he did it as a boy whore for money. It wasn't even for love. It was for M3's.
See- others feel the same. Look what I found by searching with "martin & marty" See below:
"Maricon" or "Martin"
1. A martin/maricon is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a nerd.
2. Disliked, usually a guy.
If my name was martin my butthole would be loose.
tags loose butt hole homosexual nerd
by ALessel My House Nov 24, 2006
"Peter Puffer"
One who smokes pole.
"Marty" or "Maricon" is a peter puffer.
by FAQ2 Feb 23, 2004
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1.) someone who is very special to you
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
"Wassup my farty marty! I love chu a lot!"
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When you can't correctly time pulling up on the car door handle with the driver unlocking the door per electric door locks. The excess is even worse.
man, did i pull a marty, or does you electric door lock not work?
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A Dirty Martie is someone who chokes other people with his penis while he suffocates in a women’s breast.
The bloke I was with last night did a Dirty Martie on me.
The notion of being victorious during a tennis match, despite losing.
We lost the first two sets to Sperls and Tax again, but we were up 3-2 in the third when our court time was up. Sooooo, we got The Marty Set for the victory! (followed by a fist pump)