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A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
Oh you are correct... Miss Massachusetts... U chose correctly... Yay you!!!
Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.
Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"
Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"
When you abstain from all drugs but alcohol mainly beer because you need it. The opposite of California sober.
I don't smoke weed I'm Massachusetts sober.
A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
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When a gator eats a slug and a stupid child goes over to say hi to the slug but gets eaten by the gator and gets pooped out Day's later as one human with abilities of all three
Man that is such a cool Massachusetts sluggagatorchild
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The mailbag in which a multitude of males have ejaculated in, which has the sole purpose of hitting a female across the face with said bag.
I was hanging out at the post office but had to leave after getting hit with a Massachusetts mailbag
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