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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.

Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.

by von groovy May 17, 2017


massaging kink

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 19, 2018


Massage Mill

A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.

"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"

"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."

by doublyy March 19, 2021


bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 24, 2008


Dick Massage

Masturbation, yep masturbation!

Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!

by Fuckingswett dude February 16, 2020


toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.

I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work

by cavemaneyebrows July 19, 2017


spidey massage

When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.

Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.

by Big Dick ry April 29, 2022