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A massage center that abuses and underpays massage therapists to churn out a large number of massages per day. Typically employs a lot of young women and POC.
"Hey! That massage place is offering one hour massages for only $60!"
"Bro, that place is a Massage Mill. The therapists are so busted, the massages aren't even worth $60."
when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.
I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work
When you are getting a massage, and the therapist tickles your butthole, she often looks at your spider puff, and it looks back at her.
Yo motherfucker, I was at that place on mulberry last night and the kinky chinky started rubbing my popcorn, giving me a spidey massage. dude it was amazing, I blew my load immediately.
Masturbation, yep masturbation!
Lil Big Dicc: Ay yo nigga I had a damn fuckin' Dick Massage for free your dirty lookin'-ass nigga
Big Boi Nigga Dj: Ay are you fuckin' dumb, fool? that's fucking jackin' off to hot girls on magazines Nigga!
Lil Big Dicc: ... yeah that it fool!
Big Boi Nigga Dj: I knew you where fuckin dumb, now get the fuck out of ma crib homie!
bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)
After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!
That one game with nudity in it where you play as an Orc that massages half-naked women, whose boss is a Goblin. During a Vinesauce stream a chat member mentioned the game to Vinny, where it became a big meme afterwards in the Vinesauce community. He actually streamed the game on his Twitch, where he had to censor most of the game because he doesn’t want to risk getting banned from the platform.
Vinny: *Sees Orc Massage* “What the fuck is this?”
Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.
Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!