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A girl/woman who's hot,sexy,whom youd like to fuck very hard. Its bascically a female term for the word "Daddy Material".
Oml, that bitch sure is a mommy material. She can dominate me and i wouldn't mind.
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a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of ass.
No wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she's merely convict material.
Only a convict would fuck that used up bustdown. She's pure convict material.
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A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
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A slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures... which causes a person to metaphorically drool.
Lee you are sooo totally my drool material! I could stare at you all day!
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To be model material means to be so pretty that you could be on the cover of a magazine. You've got what it needs to become a model.
Emma, you're totally model material! You should get an agent
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A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".
Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?
Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...
Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"
Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....
Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?
..please......
pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?
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Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.
Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.
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