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The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
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1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners
Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!
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A ‘yeah mate moment’ occurs when your brain thinks too fast for your mouth, or your mouth speaks too fast for your brain, and you end up saying some shit that makes no sense. People who have these moments are referred to as ‘yeah mates’. The term ‘yeah mate’ can also be used when someone physically does a dumb thing. Yeah mate moments come in different category’s (common, rare etc.) depending on how special they sound and how funny they are to laugh at.
Example 1-
John: *Punches Mike*
Nathan: “John’s getting on his fight”
John: “Nathan’s a yeah mate”
Example 2-
Nathan: *Comes running out of the bathroom* “Guys, a toilet is just filled with shit and no paper, which means someone didn’t wipe”
John: “Why would anyone not wipe their pant”
Nathan “John just had a yeah mate moment”
Example 3-
Mike: *Chucks an apple into the window of the classroom where detention is being held at school*
Nathan: “YEAH MATE!”
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1. A person you have no control over being grouped with at college or university based flats.
2. A person you get on with and bide by an unwritten code of conduct.
3. A fat, annoying slob whose "studying" includes nothing but listening to obnoxious hardcore music on an endless loop long into the night and literally lives on carryouts. A lifeless turd who does nothing but rip-off students needing accommodation who actually would do the legwork required.
1. I have been placed in an apartment with room mates X and Y.
2. My room mate and I agree to clean up our own mess.
3. Room mate is a fat, annoying asshole who effectively lives in his room all day watching movies and listening to music.
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When someone needs to shut the fuck up.
Jim: Greeting!
Bob: Cork it mate!
Jim: Godammit bob why do you need to be like this.
Bob: I just got a motherfucking vasectomy.
Someone who challenges you on multiple levels and you reciprocate, creating constant progression, development and innovation. Although, the term is most commonly referred to as a romantic relationship, a soul mate can also be a best friend. So do not be narrow-minded because Disney movies instilled a fantastical ideal of what a soul mate is.
soul mate
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Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.
We're about to be in for a biiiggg mating season once spring rolls around this year!
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