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An aborted fetus.
My brother had a matter baby with his wife
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What Applejacks and the butterflies from My Little Pony:Friendship Adventures are made of.
The only reason that the butterflies can catch Fluttershy is because they are made of dark matter,
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hey, like , the universe should weigh this much, right, but all the stuff we can see is like only 10% of that weight, yeh, so there must be some other shit we can't see! dark matter!
BULLSHIT
1. how the fuck does any one know how much the universe weighs
2. how the fuck does any one know how much stuff there actually is in the universe
its a theory, not a provable fact 'therefore' any one claming that they 'believe' it to exist is in fact as much of a lunatic as people who live their lives according to 2000 year old religious myths
and another thing the fucking big bang right, yeh ok maybe there is evedence of it im prepared to accept that but WHAT THE FUCK CAUSED IT cos in my experience huge explosions dont just happen at random unless ive had a few too many the night before
too many so called scientific people accept these things as fact without any questions or proof, that is known as faith in my book not science
dark matter? ive shit it
poindexter: dark matter exists
me: prove it
poin: well, i cant but i belive it to be true
me: i believe ur a fukin idiot
poin: very intelligent argument
me: yeh well your mother
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My girlfriend thinks this a cute phrase and considers it very adorable.
“you are my matter baby 🙈”
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A very drab person who wears long, dull, grey attire. Their personality suits the wardrobe.
Billy: Ugh... it's grey matter again.
Sally: She's so boring.
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Used by professional wrestler The Rock as a catchphase during his WWF-WWE career.
The Rock: Whats your name again?
The Dudley Boys: It its its..
The Rock: IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS
Example 2:
Daniel: Hey
Adam:Cool, you okay?
Daniel: Well, i'm..
Adam:IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOUR OKAY
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Utterances in a movie theater that appear to emanate from nowhere. You can hear the comments but cannot prove they exist.
You be sitting in a theatre watching a horror movie and a black woman behind you is talking to the screen saying shit like, "Mmmm no, don't go into that attic, bitch." That be dark matter.
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