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The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
"My wife walked in on me doing a mattress sandwich last night"
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a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
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a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
Bob: I did some gardening today.
Fred: ...WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK!
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A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.
"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
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A girl who fakes sexual pleasure for financial gain. (Alternative to "gold digger")
Loom at that - he's 60 and loaded and she's 20! What a mattress actress!
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The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.
Ugh, this mattress season is lasting forever. We need to get our roommates tampons for Christmas.
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