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When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby
The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom
When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance
We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel
When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.
Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.
I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.
Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.
“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”
Adults in an older age group, usually grandparents and/or g grandparents (boomers and older mostly), with more knowledge than todays youth.
That more mature person is trying to tell me how to do my job.
I liked the way that more mature couple were dressed.