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McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.
A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs
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where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.
I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico!
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1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.
2. A place where everyone goes eventually.
3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.
4. Home of the Shamrock shake.
'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'
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McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music
McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you
McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!
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1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...
2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...
1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!
2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"
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McDonalds serves burger a la cow shit, avec chips a la spat in. Happy meals contain prozac. Only fat chavs eat here.
Customer: can I have some food posioning please?
Sweaty teenage mutant: one McDonalds happy meal, 99p
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