Meat

The scale by which the aptitude of a football player is measured.

That was a meaty sack.
This line is straight meat.
What a meaty block!
MEAT!

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Meating

To be in the act of eating meat.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Not much, just gonna be meating for dinner."

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Meat

To be lazy, lethargic; To not be good, boring.

I'm so meat right now
This is so meat
I'm meat

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meats

synonym for food, basically; especially that actually made of meat. Could be chicken, beef, pork, fish, squirrel, rat - whatever.

"Got some meats?" --could be heard emanating from under an overpass, near a ditch, in a corner, inside a dumpster, etc. Typically heard in or near low-income areas, certainly those bereft of the finer things in life.

"My boy wit dat broken shoppin' cart over dey - he runnin' meats n' shih, if ya gotz fiddy cent." (I.E., the man over there is selling some meats in his shopping cart.)

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Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

Meat Toboggan

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"

I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.

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meat burn

When a nasty Westlake whore in Texas gives you a sexually transmitted disease.

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!