steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

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Velvet Melvin

Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.

Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.

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Nature Melvin

Pine cone(s) shoved down one's undies and then he or she recieves a frontal wedgie.

Don't make me give you a Nature melvin!
melvinfront wedgiewedgiepine conepinewedgyfront wedgy

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dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

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Full melvin

A wedgie and melvin at the same time. Ie. A wedgie in the front and back.

This is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.

This romper is too small, feels like a it's giving me a perpetual full melvin as I walk.

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The Knights of Melvin

The greatest Star Wars YouTube channel ever.

The knights of Melvin expose the Disney shills.

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Melvining

Melvining or to Melvin is when a person (guys in particular) pulls down their pants and flashes somebody, also known as reverse-mooning

Joey was arrested for Melvining a woman at the park, Suzy loved it when Steve Melvined her

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