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steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

by FBAC if you DEFC April 11, 2010


Velvet Melvin

Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.

Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.

by the big guy01 November 13, 2011


Nature Melvin

Pine cone(s) shoved down one's undies and then he or she recieves a frontal wedgie.

Don't make me give you a Nature melvin!
melvinfront wedgiewedgiepine conepinewedgyfront wedgy

by duker44 March 10, 2009


dirty melvin

When a man of short stature does a handstand over a female, and repeatedly falls until his erect penis enters her vagina

Dude I’m totally gonna try the Dirty Melvin later with my girlfriend

by Tarbaby25 May 20, 2020


Full melvin

A wedgie and melvin at the same time. Ie. A wedgie in the front and back.

This is particularly uncomfortable for males, and far worse a punishment / bullying tactic than a mere wedgie itself.

This romper is too small, feels like a it's giving me a perpetual full melvin as I walk.

by TacoBit June 03, 2017


The Knights of Melvin

The greatest Star Wars YouTube channel ever.

The knights of Melvin expose the Disney shills.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022


Melvining

Melvining or to Melvin is when a person (guys in particular) pulls down their pants and flashes somebody, also known as reverse-mooning

Joey was arrested for Melvining a woman at the park, Suzy loved it when Steve Melvined her

by The Laugh Giver November 11, 2014