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The correct name for the disease casually known as "AIDS".
Thanks to Freddie Mercury, AIDS will forever be known as Mercury poisoning.
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One of the greatest singers of all time, adored by many. poor bastard died of AIDS though
Shot gun being Freddie Mercury including dying of AIDS!!
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A freaky, hideous-looking piece of shit that looks like a spider and drives like a snail. The newer Sables have been re-designed to look like something your 15-year-old son bought with spare change he found under your sofa.
The station wagon version of the Mercury Sable is truly the nail in the coffin.
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Literately the best singer ever.
Better than Lil Nas X, Rick Roll, Adele, Maroon 5, The Jonas Bros, etc.
Freddie Mercury is a singer
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A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".
Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"
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the coolest singer ever. he was the heart of queen which was INCREDIBLE until they started with synthesizers on the okay album, The Game. after that, they only had the memory of greatness.
yet we all still love him
if he was alive.
Freddie Mercury is an incredible example of the awesome gay "70's
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A thermometer is placed in the ass and then placed in the mouth to find temperature.
John was feeling sick, he went to the doctor and ended up getting a Freddy Mercury.
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