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the appropriate and necessary response after someone says something really stupid or annoying or if you just want someone to shut up because you can't stand their useless, nonstop jibber jabber any longer. coined for the intolerable sam meyers
sam: "blah blah blah i'm so cool blah blah blah i live in DC and go to bars and hit on 15 yr olds blah blah blah i am in love with the uc president blah blah blah i go to galas blah blah i heart pirates blah blah blah i want to live in cotton plant blah blah blah i drunk dialed my mom blah blah blah..."
dani: "SHUT UP MEYERS!!!!!!"
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it means "i'm an idiot"
Dani: Shut up, Meyers!
Sam: I know.
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When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"
When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.
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An awesome, up and coming blues/rock band, that is of Oshkosh, Wiscosin, that is unbelievably underrated, and doesnt get the recognition that they deserve. Headed by Scotty Meyer, who is an excellent soloist(guitarist), as well as singer. He writes and plays all the songs. He has some very catchy tunes, as well as some that are more obscure, that I love. His "forte"is blues and blues soloing, but he does a great job in his rock soloing. He plays in his own band, doing his originals, as well as playing in other bands, with talented musicians doing covers of popular songs.
I believe that someday he'll make it big, and he'll be a big name. I can say that I have had the privilage to play guitar with him.
Hey, did you see Scotty play last week? He was kicking ass in that solo to "Prison City Blooze".
Did you pick up Scotty's CD, "Pay The Price?"... If not, pick it man, you'll love it.
Check out the site on him, http://www.scottymeyerband.com/
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One of the best authers of are time
has written the Twilight saga the most amazing series known to man about a human Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire Edward Cullen
also has written The Host
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A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.
Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.
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She pwns the modern book world.
Note that Stephenie is the correct way to spell her name.
"OMFG dude, i heard that J.K. Rowling just got replaced by Stephenie Meyer!!"
"Seriously! I know! She pwns the modern book world now!"
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