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the new super trio of lebron james, chris bosh and dwayne wade joinig forces for the miami heat, the major fallout of 2010 free agency.
fake nba fan: dude the miami thrice is gonna make the heat go undefeated.
tom: thats impossible dumbass
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A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.
The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."
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Where all the prepy cubans live
I'm so rich and preppy that i live in Miami Lakes.
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(Miami girls)
Ugg Boots
Pearls
Sunglasses that cover at least 3/4 of the whole face
North Face jacket
credid card signed in daddys name
bitch attitude
pesonalized sorority bags (none other than vera bradley)
popped collars (never went out of style...just never was in style)
horribly fake tan
vera bradley bag
weight limit 130 lbs (except on North Quad, Rugby/basketball/volleyball, in general manly women)
vocabulary consisting mostly of the words totally, like, oh my god, also shortening of words like... vacation to vaca ect.
actual overheard conversation at Miami University.....
"Jessica, oh my god your not going to believe this, so... I just talked to my parents and we got in a huge fight. My dad says I actually have to get a job this summer....
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the greatest 80's action movie ever, involving a drug dealing gang of ninjas who ride motorcycles and a martial arts rock band.
"Dude have you seen that movie Miami Connection?"
"No what the fuck is that?"
"Only the best 80s movie ever. Ninja gangs and rock music!"
When your man fills your “V”agina full of his semen and later you are walking through the hotel lobby and it comes out and loudly splats on the floor leaving a mess requiring a “wet floor” sign.
As Helen was waiting on her LYFT, she heard a big splat and looked down to see she “Dropped a Miami” right there in the hotel lobby! A giant creamy load lay right there between her feet!
Having a girl put both of your testicles in her mouth at the same time.
This girl was shit at sucking dick... But when she got a Miami Mouthful,.. that shit was on!