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the new super trio of lebron james, chris bosh and dwayne wade joinig forces for the miami heat, the major fallout of 2010 free agency.
fake nba fan: dude the miami thrice is gonna make the heat go undefeated.
tom: thats impossible dumbass
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A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.
The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."
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Where all the prepy cubans live
I'm so rich and preppy that i live in Miami Lakes.
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(Miami girls)
Ugg Boots
Pearls
Sunglasses that cover at least 3/4 of the whole face
North Face jacket
credid card signed in daddys name
bitch attitude
pesonalized sorority bags (none other than vera bradley)
popped collars (never went out of style...just never was in style)
horribly fake tan
vera bradley bag
weight limit 130 lbs (except on North Quad, Rugby/basketball/volleyball, in general manly women)
vocabulary consisting mostly of the words totally, like, oh my god, also shortening of words like... vacation to vaca ect.
actual overheard conversation at Miami University.....
"Jessica, oh my god your not going to believe this, so... I just talked to my parents and we got in a huge fight. My dad says I actually have to get a job this summer....
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You wake up at 10 am and start drinking. Hit the pool party from 1 pm to 10 pm. Shower and hit a more casual club such as Story until 5 am. At 5 am head to Space or Eleven until 11 am. Hit a bottomless brunch until 1 pm.
Evan is too much of a pussy to handle a Miami Day.
Zain hit 2 Miami days in a row and was blocked out for most of it. That guy is a legend.
A Miami trip is not complete unless you have one Miami Day.
This is when a girl gets down on her knees to give a guy (who is standing) a blow job. The girl wears a beer helmet with a full beer on each side, and the guy has the ends of the straws in his mouth and tries to finish both beers before he blows his load. Home Run!
It's a good thing I used 40's when she gave me The Miami Dugout, because my whiskey dick went extra innings.
When you chop your dick into little pieces and then feed it to your girl.
"I'm making dinner tonight."
"what are you making?"
"Miami mincer. My girl wants something new and exotic."