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The place where, as a female, people always assume there are available men because of the 4:1 ratio of males to females. What they fail to realize however is the fact that the "Odds are Good but the Goods are ODD". The average male at michigan tech could be seen walking across campus with animals living in their beards or in deep discussion about the newest video game. Although there are good guys available, they are difficult to find as they came to college with a long distance relationship already at hand and walk around in misery. Does distance really make the heart grow fonder?
"Oh how are you still single! There are lots of men up there arent there? It is an engineering school!"
"Oh but its Michigan Tech, where the odds are good but the goods really are odd"
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While at a mudjam striptease contest, a girl (contestant in said contest) who is wearing a butt plug gets it pulled out by some random guy who then proceeds to jam it in his mouth and suck on it.
Dude, did you hear about Kevin pulling a Michigan Mudjam the other night?
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A cultural wasteland; a town full of rich white people, primarily snotty middle schoolers, soccer moms, and wiggers.
Example #1
*Guy #1 - Look at that kid, she has american eagle clothes, ugg boots, a coach purse, and an iphone!
*Guy #2 - She must be a Brighton Michigan kid.
Example #2
*Guy #1 - look at all those wiggers hanging out by their brand new car that one of their parents bought for them.
*Guy #2 - That's Brighton Michigan for ya.
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Michigan City is a place where a person mistakenly moves to get a fresh start, but really their hopes and dreams die.
Grace: Oh my gosh, Sarah I just saw your post about your dead dreams, did you move you to Michigan City??
Sarah: Yeah, How did you know??
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Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.
Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.
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Where the men are men
and so are the women.
"At Michigan Tech, women need the extra girth and facial hair to keep warm."
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rough anal sex in the woods while a phat turd is coming out of the bootyhole being fucked, person that is giving is peeing into the bootay of the fuckee, resulting in a slushalishous sound
yo... did you hear that trent gave nick a michigan slushy behind the kroger?