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When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
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Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
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I cum Miracle Whip
I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
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A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.
I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.
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It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit
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A man-made disaster, typically a fire, inflicted upon a small business by the business's owner of Jewish heritage; typically occurs when said business is failing or owner is in debt.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Goldstein's Pharmacy?
Friend 2: Yeah, it burned down a few nights ago, right?
Friend 1: Yep. Word on the street is that the insurance company is gonna rule accidental, but my money's on a Hebrew Miracle.
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A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong
This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle
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