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Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.
"Do you not have any mayonaise?"
"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."
"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."
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When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.
Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.
Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.
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I cum Miracle Whip
I whip Miracle Cum
Miracle cum I whip
Whip my Miracle cum
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A ticket to a Grateful Dead show.
I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.
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A quantum leap in understanding that genuinely implies that everything we knew is wrong
This new measurement is a Mitesh Miracle
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legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.
let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.
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mir-uh-kuhl buhb-uhl
–noun
1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble
Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.
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