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Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.
I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.
When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual
I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved
An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.
"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"
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Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.
Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.
A person who is upset about something.
That dude is acting like a moist bitch.
Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
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