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When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.
I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.
The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual
I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved
An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.
"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"
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Moistness in the upmost and highest achievement of honor with outstanding achievements in being moist to the highest level that one object or person can pursue and/or accomplish.
Without elation, without and interval of moist glory, the cold was gone.
A person who is upset about something.
That dude is acting like a moist bitch.
Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
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