mong

suck my dick

Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.

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Mong

Some jack ass who likes to wear plaid reversible shorts, and wears a thong. Man + thong= Mong Synonym: Jeff

Dude, where did you get your Mong?
Jeff, you look so sexy in your Mong!

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!MONG!

!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.

Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)

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mong

A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*

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monged

We goto a local cafe in east london called 'Marias cafe' sometimes and eat greasy food, after leaving the building we are monged

'Marias cafe has monged me'.

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mong

a male thong

The dude looked gay in that mong.

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mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.

A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider

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